I have no good words for this, only hysterical laughter. Forwarded to me from my crafty friend of a friend S. and found here.
The newest candidate for the Darwin Awards
I heard this on the radio today and could not believe it. The DJ got it from Fark.com, but I found the original article <a href="http://www.kctv5.com/news/15698864/detail.html”>here. Deepwater Man Fatally Shoots Wife While Installing Satellite TV DEEPWATER, Mo. — Officials were trying Tuesday to decide whether to file charges against a Missouri man who fatally shot [...]
Well here’s a headline you don’t see every day…
If this isn’t an argument in favor of natural selection, I don’t know what is. British dwarf’s penis gets stuck to hoover EDINBURGH (AFP) – A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry. [...]
Discourse on Flatulence, otherwise known as Competitions in Stupidity.
Flatulence, not turbulence, forces plane to land Flatulence brought 99 passengers on an American Airlines flight to an unscheduled visit to Nashville early Monday morning. American Flight 1053, from Washington Reagan National Airport and bound for Dallas/Fort Worth, made an emergency landing here after passengers reported smelling struck matches, said Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for [...]
Stupid Human Tricks
Panda bites man, man bites him back BEIJING – A drunken Chinese migrant worker jumped into a panda enclosure at the Beijing Zoo, was bitten by the bear and retaliated by chomping down on the animal’s back, state media said Wednesday. Zhang Xinyan, from the central province of Henan, drank four jugs of beer at [...]
Oops.
9-11 memorial has some names in error BAYONNE, N.J. – A 100-foot-tall sculpture being unveiled on Monday’s fifth anniversary of 9/11 honors thousands of terrorist attack victims, and then some: Carved into the granite base are the names of more than 40 people who weren’t killed on Sept. 11 after all. The majestic sculpture across [...]
This nonsensical news break:
The Darwin Awards: BERLIN (Reuters) – A German thief effectively signed his own arrest warrant after photographing himself at the scene of a crime and accidentally leaving the pictures for police to discover. A Space Cadet: MOSCOW (Reuters) – A Russian astrologist who says NASA has altered her horoscope by crashing a spacecraft into a [...]
Justice at its finest.
“Nigerian police have arrested a cow that killed a bus driver who was urinating on a highway, a police spokesman said Thursday.” – Yahoo News
Another Candidate
For the Darwin Awards. Only this time… natural selection prevailed, and this guy was selected right out. Kids – don’t try this at home!
Darwin Awards
If this guy actually wins his lawsuit, I’m going to throw myself out the window. This guy deserved to go out in a flame of glory… or shit.
