The land of mismatched socks.

Lost Sock Memorial Day

When : Always May 9th

Lost Sock Memorial Day recognizes your drawer full of unmatched socks. Each unmatched sock represents a missing sock. We never throw away our unmatched socks. After all, it may show up someday.

On Lost Sock Memorial Day, we suggest you spend a little time (as little as possible) searching for those missing socks.  After a (very) brief search, and in good “Memorial” spirit, spend a minute reflecting upon how warm and comforting the missing socks were on your stinky toes. Then, by all means, get on with your life. Today is also a good opportunity to toss out all of your unmatched socks.

P.S. It doesn’t matter what happens, if the socks are handknit I’m not throwing them away!

Keeper

At bedtime last night:

Him: “I know why you’re sad.”

Me: “You do?”

Him: “Yes. You’re sad because you’re old.”

Me: “Oh.”

Him: “And I’m usually very, very sad because I’m very, very old.”

 

Yup, that’s my honey. He’s a keeper!

Thumper

Many of you know me well enough to know that I’m not really a pet person. That actually might be an understatement. A better statement might be that animals terrify me. We never had pets as children, save goldfish.  When Wes and I met, we pretty much agreed that neither of us wanted the responsibility of a pet.  We decided we weren’t even going to be swayed by our future children’s pleas for cute cuddly things. I bet you can see where this is going.

Tonight when I got home, Wes was standing out in the tallish grass by the small creek on our property. We haven’t been able to mow that area that well since it has been pretty wet and muddy in the recent spring weather.  Apparently when he got home he took a perusal of the creek to see what was still too soggy to mow. He stopped when his foot landed less than 12 inches away from a baby rabbit. One that looked like this:

Yeah. He called me over, and we took a few photos of the little fella who was entirely too scared to move. Wes told me that mom had probably run off to draw whatever prey might have been out there away from the baby and would probably be back. We oohed and aahed a bit more and then headed into the house for dinner.

Except a few hours later I was still thinking about that baby rabbit. And about all the dogs and raccoons and possums and other things that troll around out here in the night time. And how little that baby was. So here I am spinning away on the spinning wheel and I say something like “you think that baby rabbit is ok?” Yeah. Uh-huh.  Next thing I  know I’m online looking up information about rescuing wild rabbits.

As it turns out our little guy was probably about 4-6 weeks old, old enough to live fairly independently from mom. It’s hard to tell based on the pictures, and he is pretty little, but he’s probably palm sized. His eyes and ears are open and he’s fairly alert. After consulting the Oracle (Google), we got a box with a towel, some dandelion greens (boy do we have enough of those!) and headed out. Poor little dude was still there.

This is where the story takes a twist. We both decided that we would take him in for the night, and look for a rehab shelter or for more permanent lodging tomorrow. But as Wes tried to grab him, he hopped off, through the creek, up the other bank and into the grass. Five hours in the same spot in the grass and then off he went. So of course I’m relieved, and a little wistful.

If you haven’t already, you can now have a good laugh at my expense.  Vaya con dios little Thumper!

Ahhh imagination.

Ok y’all … ready for a funny?

I was lying in bed last night, halfway between awake and asleep, thinking about what I’d spin next.

I settled on a Maude & Me braid called “Ooops I did it again.”

Predictably, the song started running through my mind.

And then it got weird. I started thinking I should make a music video with the song, showing the braid, me spinning, me dancing, me plying, knitting some wrist warmers… etc. I got all these great video clips in my mind.

Except I don’t have a video camera, I don’t know how to edit, and it would be BEYOND silly.

Nevermind.

Rhythm and all that jazz.

I was in need of cheering up today, and this just happened to come across my radar. Thanks to Franklin for tickling my funny bone.

How ’bout those melons?

Just when I thought I wasn’t a sock knitter, I find something that sucks me in. I knit these socks in record time so that I could wear them to Spring Fling!


The Pattern: My own vanilla sock!

The Needles: US 1′s

The Yarn: Dale Ull in Black, Vesper self-striping in Watermelon Tourmaline

The Verdict: LOVE LOVE LOVE them! They are going to need a bit of elastic in the cuffs to stay up but are fun to wear!

PS stay tuned for my recap of Spring Fling – the knitting and the “hanging around…”

Jumpers

With a side of Goat Belly:

Thanks to Teri for forwarding this one my way!

Textbook Definition

di⋅lem⋅ma

–noun

1. a situation requiring a choice between equally undesirable alternatives.
2. a situation that requires a choice between options that are or seem equally unfavorable or mutually exclusive.

Word Origin & History

1523, from L.L. dilemma, from Gk. dilemma “double proposition,” a technical term in rhetoric, from di- “two” + lemma “premise, anything taken,” from base *lab-. It should be used only of situations where someone is forced to choose between two alternatives, both unfavorable to him.

As I left work today, I absentmindedly put my cell phone in my lap. (A bad habit I know.)

On the way home, I stopped at the post office. When I got out of my car, forgetting that I had a cell phone in my lap, I managed to drop the cell phone in the parking lot. Just under another car.

To clarify, just under another car whose owner had just started the engine.

I think you can see where this is going.

I had about a split second to size up the situation and discover I had three options:

  • Bang on her window like a crazy person.
  • Reach under and get my cell phone.
  • Do nothing.

I tried waving at her to get her attention, but she was preoccupied looking behind her to make sure no cars were coming so she could back out of her space.

It was then that I realized I had a true dilemma.

It was my phone. Or my hand (head?)

And then I watched her run over my cell phone.

Negotations

Boss: Apparently my printer is “on strike”. Would you be so kind as to “conduct negotiations”?

Deep thoughts.

Recently I’ve been posting most of my thoughts during the day on Plurk or Twitter but I thought I’d recap a few of the ones that crack me up here.

  • Hubby brought home roses last night and took me to dinner. Love that man of mine!
  • There is a cricket in the kitchen at work. If that weren’t bad enough I’ve been told it escaped from the LIZARDS upstairs.
  • Road Trip Note #1: Sonic is the new McDonald’s of the 2000′s – there’s one on EVERY corner.
  • Road Trip Note #2: Lake of the Ozarks has ZERO Starbucks – WIN!
  • Things that are awesome: A cedar cabin with a metal roof in the middle of a huge thunderstorm and downpour.
  • Knitting round and round on my sweater with this playing in my head.
  • Nothing says summer like fresh homemade pico de gallo!
  • It just doesn’t get better than this:

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