There’s Klingons on the West Wing Lawn


In a most hilarious turn, Democratic Representative David Wu had some interesting things to say of the current Vulcan Klingon Republican administration.

From the Chicago Sun Times:

“This president has listened to some people, the so-called Vulcans in the White House, the ideologues. But, you know, unlike the Vulcans in ‘Star Trek’ who made their decisions based on logic and fact, these guys make it on ideology. These aren’t Vulcans. There are Klingons in the White House. But unlike the real Klingons…”

As if that weren’t enough, Portland NBC Affiliate WETM reports:

“There are Klingons in the White House…Unlike the real Klingons from Star Trek, these Klingons have never fought a battle of their own,” Wu said in reference to the Bush Administration. “These are faux Klingons.”

Um yeah. Anyone remember this song?

STAR TREKKIN’ (from 06/20/1987)

Star Trekking, across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekking, across the universe
Boldly going forward, ’cause we can’t find reverse

Lt. Uhura, report

There’s Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, starboard bow
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Jim

Analysis, Mr. Spock

It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it, not as we know it
It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it, Captain

Medical update, Doctor McCoy!

It’s worse than that, he’s dead, Jim
Dead, Jim. Dead, Jim
It’s worse than that, he’s dead, Jim
Dead, Jim, Dead

Starship Captain, James T. Kirk

Ha-ha! We come in peace, shoot to kill
Shoot to kill, shoot to kill
We come in peace, shoot to kill
shoot to kill, men

Engine room, Mister Scott

Ye canna change the laws of physics
Laws of physics, laws of physics
Ye canna change the laws of physics
Laws of physics, Jim

Ye canny change the scourge jim oh see you jimmy
Bridge to engine room, warp factor nine
If I give her anymore she’ll blow

Star Trekking, across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekking, across the universe
Boldly going forward, ’cause we can’t find reverse

Beam me up Scotty. I’m done with the US of A.

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