Shakespeare SMS Style

In light of this post, I’m trying a little experiment. What if Shakespeare was reduced to SMS? Take for instance the Balcony Scene.

The Balcony Scene

Scene II. Capulet’s Garden.

O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, (35)
And I’ll no longer be a Capulet.

O Romeo Romeo, where u @?
GMAB. 4get the rents.
Or ❤ me 4 true
And I’ll 4get mine. BCNU.

Not up with the lingo? Check here for translations.


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