Multiple Choice

The feeder on the copier is broken. Do you:

A. Swear at it like a sailor.

B. Pour a Diet Coke over it and kick it with your shoe.

C. Take it outside and beat it with a baseball bat (Office Space style)

D. Place every one of your thousands of sheets on the glass individually and collate them by hand.

E. Wish you had called in dead.


2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. PlazaJen
    Apr 03, 2008 @ 13:15:00

    I will always choose the answer that involves Office Space. Especially because, well, damn it feels good to be a gangster.


  2. David
    Apr 04, 2008 @ 15:03:00

    Did you think to disassemble it and make a trail of the pieces to the dumpster?


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