The Difference Between Girls and Boys.


This morning I got this:

Dear Laura:

Tomorrow, I plan to go to the Men’s Wearhouse, but I need to know the color tie and cummerbund you’d like me to get as a first choice. Was it white? Ivory?

Love,
Dad

I sent this back:

Dad:

Ivory. šŸ™‚ If you want to match the groomsmen they got something called Tuscany Bisque.

Love,
Laura

Dad replied:

Hey, I’m a guy. Guys don’t recognize colors like “Tuscany Bisque”. (Ask Wes if you don’t believe me.) We only know seven colors: red, green, blue, orange, yellow, purple and brown. Oh, yeah, and the non-colors: black and white. But, because I love you, I will go to the Men’s Wearhouse, screw up my courage, and ask with my best straight face whether they have “Tuscany Bisque”!

I forwarded this response to Wes and this is what I got back:

Hey I thought bisque was a soup.

Duly forwarded to Dad. His response:

Told ya!

Men: 2, Woman: Hey they’re wearing it aren’t they?

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4 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Jenny's Wonderland
    Jul 23, 2008 @ 15:53:00

    lol! šŸ™‚ aren’t weddings fun. šŸ˜‰

    Reply

  2. Lynda the Guppy
    Jul 23, 2008 @ 17:10:00

    LOLOL There’s a book by Linda Howard called “Open Season” and there’s a running bit in there about how you can tell if a guy is gay by whether or not they know what color puce is. And there’s also some discussion about mauve. LOLOL.

    Reply

  3. Stale Peeps
    Jul 24, 2008 @ 02:03:00

    Hilarious! Jerry and I giggled over this one šŸ™‚

    Reply

  4. sarah
    Jul 24, 2008 @ 05:13:00

    This story was even <>funnier<> in person! I think you were gaining momentum as the night went on. : )

    Reply

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