Tomorrow, I plan to go to the Men’s Wearhouse, but I need to know the color tie and cummerbund you’d like me to get as a first choice. Was it white? Ivory?
I sent this back:
Ivory. 🙂 If you want to match the groomsmen they got something called Tuscany Bisque.
Hey, I’m a guy. Guys don’t recognize colors like “Tuscany Bisque”. (Ask Wes if you don’t believe me.) We only know seven colors: red, green, blue, orange, yellow, purple and brown. Oh, yeah, and the non-colors: black and white. But, because I love you, I will go to the Men’s Wearhouse, screw up my courage, and ask with my best straight face whether they have “Tuscany Bisque”!
I forwarded this response to Wes and this is what I got back:
Hey I thought bisque was a soup.
Duly forwarded to Dad. His response:
Men: 2, Woman: Hey they’re wearing it aren’t they?