This is not a sales call and we only need one minute of your time. I represent a new company that has recently acquired new logistics and engineering technologies. Currently we are exploring a trans-american pipeline for dedicated cupcake delivery anywhere in the continental United States. You have have heard about this revolutionary new technology under the name the CupCable. Because of your prior interest in cupcakes we would like to offer you a unique opportunity to become part of the CupCable family. For a limited time only you will be able to buy shares in this new market sector at discount prices!!!
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